Van Go Starry Ride T-Shirt

Introducing the "Van Go Starry Ride" T-shirt: Because nothing says "I'm a cultured rebel" like a 70s van with a Van Gogh Starry Night Mural. 

Description:

Are you tired of mundane tees? Bored of basic designs? Well, buckle up, my fellow iconoclasts, because the "Van Go Starry Ride" T-shirt is here to whisk you away on a psychedelic journey through art history in a slow-rolling lovin' machine.

Features:

• Starry Night Mural: Imagine Van Gogh himself, high on absinthe, meticulously painting swirls of cosmic chaos on the side of a groovy van. It's like the Sistine Chapel meets a Grateful Dead concert. (Disclaimer: No actual artists were harmed in the making of this shirt.)
• Retro Vibes: Our vintage-inspired tee transports you straight to the '70s, where polyester was king, and disco balls hung from rearview mirrors. Bonus points if you pair it with bell-bottoms and a handlebar mustache.

Suggested Occasions:

• Art Gallery Opening: Strut in like you own the place. When someone asks about your shirt, squint mysteriously and say, "Ah, yes, the juxtaposition of Van Gogh and vehicular rebellion. Brilliant, isn't it?"
• Music Festivals: Blend in with the crowd while standing out. Bonus points if you can name-drop obscure indie bands and quote Nietzsche between sips of kombucha.

Disclaimer:

Wearing the "Van Go Starry Ride" T-shirt may cause sudden bursts of creativity, an inexplicable urge to write poetry, and an increased likelihood of befriending street cats. Side effects are normal and encouraged.

Get yours today, and remember: Life is short, art is long, and vans are groovy.

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

• Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
  The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
  All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
• Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
  Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester