Lumber Liquidator T-Shirt

Introducing the "Lumber Liquidator" tee: the ultimate fusion of woodwork and warriorhood!

Description: "When life gives you boards, break 'em!"_ That's the motto of our "Lumber Liquidator" t-shirt. Picture this: a Karate black belt, fueled by equal parts determination and questionable life choices, obliterating a stack of wooden boards like a caffeinated lumberjack who really hates wood.

Features:

Splinter-Proof Fabric: Crafted from a blend of cotton and adamantium (okay, maybe just cotton), this shirt laughs in the face of splinters. No more picking wood shards out of your chest—unless you're into that sort of thing.
Board-Busting Design: Our graphic artist channeled their inner Bruce Lee to create a masterpiece. The black belt's expression? Pure focus. The wooden boards? Petrified. The result? A shirt that screams, "I'm here to break stuff and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Why You Need It:

Conversation Starter: Wear this tee to parties, coffee shops, or jury duty. People will flock to you, asking, "Did you really break those boards?" You'll reply, "Nah, I just swiped right on Tinder. Same energy."
Instant Confidence Boost: Ever feel inadequate? Not anymore! With the "Lumber Liquidator," you'll strut around like a cross between Chuck Norris and a caffeinated squirrel.
Environmental Statement: Save trees by wearing a shirt that celebrates their demise. It's like eco-activism, but with more roundhouse kicks.
Limited Edition: Only 42 of these exist. Why 42? Because it's the answer to life, the universe, and board-breaking. Get yours before the universe realizes its mistake.

Remember, dear customer, life is short—break boards, laugh heartily, and wear the "Lumber Liquidator" tee like the legend you are.

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester