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Spoiler Alert Version 2 T-Shirt
Spoiler Alert Version 2 T-Shirt
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Introducing the “Spoiler Alert” Shirt, Version 2!
Are you tired of blending in with the crowd? Want to make a statement that screams, “I’m here, and I’ve got questionable taste!”? Look no further than our “Spoiler Alert” sports car shirt. It’s like a midlife crisis wrapped in cotton – and it’s coming in hot!
Features:
- The Gigantic Spoiler: We’re talking about a spoiler so massive, it could double as a picnic table. Birds mistake it for a landing pad, and small children use it for hide-and-seek. But hey, aerodynamics be damned – this bad boy is all about style over substance.
- Racing Stripes: Because nothing says “I’m going 0 to 60 in my imagination” like bold racing stripes. These stripes are so fast, they’ve already lapped your self-esteem.
- Carbon Fiber Print: It’s not real carbon fiber, but it looks like it! Impress your friends with your faux-luxury taste. Bonus points if you can spell “carbon fiber” without Googling it.
- Exhaust Pipe Detailing: Yes, we’ve included exhaust pipes on the shirt. Because nothing says “I’m a high-performance individual” like having tailpipes near your armpits. It’s like a cologne for gearheads – “Eau de Unleaded.”
Why You Need This Shirt:
- Chick Magnet: Ladies love a man who can’t parallel park but can quote Vin Diesel. Wear this shirt, and they’ll think you’re Vin’s long-lost cousin – the one who got lost in a Walmart parking lot.
- Instant Conversation Starter: Tired of awkward silences? Just point to your shirt and say, “Yeah, I drive a cardboard box with wheels. Wanna race?” Boom! Instant camaraderie.
- Subtle Flex: Who needs subtlety when you can flex harder than a yoga instructor? The “Spoiler Alert” shirt says, “I may not own a sports car, but I’ve watched all the ‘Fast & Furious’ movies – twice.”
- Confuse Your Mechanic: Wear this shirt to the auto shop, and watch your mechanic scratch their head. They’ll wonder if you’re here for an oil change or a mid-engine swap. Keep 'em guessing!
So rev up your sense of irony, grab your aviators, and slip into the “Spoiler Alert” sports car shirt. Because life’s too short to drive a sensible sedan. Vroom vroom, baby!
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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