Namaste Motherf*cker T-Shirt

Introducing the "Namaste Motherf*cker T-Shirt" – because inner peace is overrated, and downward dog just ain't cutting it anymore.

The Guru: Meet Shady Shavasana, the twisted mastermind behind this yogic rebellion. His chakras are misaligned, and his third eye? More like a third-rate psychic hotline. But hey, he's got a man bun that defies gravity, so there's that.

Why Wear It?

• Because enlightenment is so last season. These disciples are all about "en-darkenment."
• It's like wearing a middle finger to the universe – subtle, yet effective.
• Perfect for yoga class, meditation retreats, or crashing vegan potlucks.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause spontaneous laughter, sudden enlightenment (of the sarcastic kind), and an inexplicable urge to break into interpretive dance. Namaste, mofo!

Disclaimer: No actual gurus were harmed in the making of this shirt. But their egos? Bruised.

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

• Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
• The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
• All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
• Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
• Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.